My God! Another POST!

Yes indeed. Go figure. Another post from me!

Adventure Into Philly

So today I am heading into Philly for an audition. What for? Greg of GStarr wants me to audition for his play, The Zoo Story. So I am heading down there for an audition. I'm not expecting to get a part, I'm just really doing it for the fun of it. I haven't auditioned for anything since Edinboro, so it should be fun. I have to pick out a 1 minute monologue, and I have memorized it for today. Here it is... don't you think it fits me perfectly?

Lasers, Eight O'clock, Day One
Written by Terry Gilliam & Michael Palin

It's a good question. Why have I let the Supreme Being keep me here in the Foretress of Ultimate Darkness? Look.. Shut up.. I'm speaking rhetorically. I let him keep me here in order to lull him into a false sense of security. When I have the Map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding... of digital watches. And soon I shall have understanding of videocassettes recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being. God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or silicon revolution. Look how he spends his free time! Forty three species of parrot! Nipples for men! Slugs! He created slugs. They can't hear! They can't speak! They can't operate machinery! I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic? If I were creating a world, I wouldn't messed bout with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, 8 o'clock, day one!